Shiva is the worst cat ever. I now fully support the “Spay and Neuter” campain now that I have seen this evil creature in heat. All she does is rub her perverted bottocks all over everything, meowing loudly, nuzzling, and desiriring penetration. She claws at my door for hours, then licks my face and tries to hump my books and hand. Right now, she is rubbing her nose on my elbow and thrusting backwards at the table. I sort of feel bad for her, but sort of feel like giving her what she’s looking for in the form of a very sharp pencil.
Normally, Shiva is a normal sort of cat, biting the hands of children, peeing in corners, hiding in the shower, scratching randomly.
I find this really funny. Only because I currently live in the City of Shiva. At all the temples, there is is black marble cylindrical thing sticking out of the ground, which I've been informed is Shiva's penis. People rub it and put flowers on it.
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